We havn't had a crazy drinking dog murdering president since Teddy Roosevelt and it's about goddamn time!
Toss my salad.
Anyone remember that show Empty Nest?
Mah! I'm a gonna court this purdy lass here.
How scary is getting drilled by a black linebacker after cheerleading practice? Gives new meaning to the phrase, "My sides are splitting."
Ok, be right over.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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