HAW-HAW!

We havn't had a crazy drinking dog murdering president since Teddy Roosevelt and it's about goddamn time!

Toss my salad.

Kekeke.

Anyone remember that show Empty Nest?

Mah! I'm a gonna court this purdy lass here.

How scary is getting drilled by a black linebacker after cheerleading practice? Gives new meaning to the phrase, "My sides are splitting."

Ok, be right over.

Wakka wakka.

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