We havn't had a crazy drinking dog murdering president since Teddy Roosevelt and it's about goddamn time!
Toss my salad.
Anyone remember that show Empty Nest?
Mah! I'm a gonna court this purdy lass here.
How scary is getting drilled by a black linebacker after cheerleading practice? Gives new meaning to the phrase, "My sides are splitting."
Ok, be right over.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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