We havn't had a crazy drinking dog murdering president since Teddy Roosevelt and it's about goddamn time!
Toss my salad.
Anyone remember that show Empty Nest?
Mah! I'm a gonna court this purdy lass here.
How scary is getting drilled by a black linebacker after cheerleading practice? Gives new meaning to the phrase, "My sides are splitting."
Ok, be right over.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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