We havn't had a crazy drinking dog murdering president since Teddy Roosevelt and it's about goddamn time!
Toss my salad.
Anyone remember that show Empty Nest?
Mah! I'm a gonna court this purdy lass here.
How scary is getting drilled by a black linebacker after cheerleading practice? Gives new meaning to the phrase, "My sides are splitting."
Ok, be right over.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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