We havn't had a crazy drinking dog murdering president since Teddy Roosevelt and it's about goddamn time!
Toss my salad.
Anyone remember that show Empty Nest?
Mah! I'm a gonna court this purdy lass here.
How scary is getting drilled by a black linebacker after cheerleading practice? Gives new meaning to the phrase, "My sides are splitting."
Ok, be right over.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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