When I do it they usually say, "Who are you?!" Ungrateful!

I know how to please a woman because I am not a COMPUTER BITCH.

Haha look at that idiot recommending Final Fantasy songs. Haha.

You go gurl!

I've been asking that same question.

Employers love that.

No speaka Engless.

Suck him off and show him how a real man does it.

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