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I am a man and the only man's thought in my head right now is how good pizza can be.
Jeff lays it out and doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Rock on forever, Jeff.
It would be rude to find faults with people's life dreams, but Renee's seems sort of... how do I put this... counterproductive?
Yogesh knows how to charm the fairer sex.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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