GET BACK TO WORK

I am a man and the only man's thought in my head right now is how good pizza can be.

Jeff lays it out and doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Rock on forever, Jeff.

It would be rude to find faults with people's life dreams, but Renee's seems sort of... how do I put this... counterproductive?

Yogesh knows how to charm the fairer sex.

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