Ken makes a generous living being the guy that brings people down at parties.
Devastation ain't the only thing this lady's feeling.
For some reason every time I hear the name Kevin I visualize Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone, so that's what I've been doing here.
Ooooooh, someone named Flemmish is in troooooouble.
"You are so mother fucker" is the new star of my vocabulary. I'm going to use it all the time.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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