Ken makes a generous living being the guy that brings people down at parties.

Devastation ain't the only thing this lady's feeling.

For some reason every time I hear the name Kevin I visualize Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone, so that's what I've been doing here.

Ooooooh, someone named Flemmish is in troooooouble.

"You are so mother fucker" is the new star of my vocabulary. I'm going to use it all the time.

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