Ken makes a generous living being the guy that brings people down at parties.
Devastation ain't the only thing this lady's feeling.
For some reason every time I hear the name Kevin I visualize Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone, so that's what I've been doing here.
Ooooooh, someone named Flemmish is in troooooouble.
"You are so mother fucker" is the new star of my vocabulary. I'm going to use it all the time.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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