Lies People Tell

This is a really good forum. It seems useful. It serves a grand purpose, and the world is better off with it in it. (There's a few whoppers for 'em)

I found a lie Victor told! (Hint: It's the sentence right before the last one)

VICTOR YOU'RE NOT HELPING THINGS!!

Thanks to forum member "kingcobweb" for clicking on an incest link before taking his screenshot.

I have good news, "Lorna" didn't really kill himself / herself / itself. I take it back, I'm not sure whether that's good news or not.

There's an old folk saying, "Lady looks cute, put on a fine suit. Lady looks like Eddie Money, RUN FOR YOUR DAMNED LIFE"

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