Livestock: this article is tough to write because bear's name is bear and also there are bears in nature
Livestock: and sometimes when you want to write about bear and bears it gets confusing
Moof: that is a real hurdle
Moof: one that many writers are faced with though
Moof: some overcome it
Moof: some do not
Livestock: like if my name was Dog Boruff and all day long I worked in a dog pound
Moof: that is what i will call you now
Moof: Dog Boruff
Livestock: no you won't
Moof: okay dog boruff
Livestock: no stop
Moof: oh dobo
Livestock: that is not my name
Moof: when will you learn
Livestock: ARGH I AM NOT DOBO
Livestock: shut up idiot!!
Moof: heheheh old dog boruff barking up the wrong tree
Livestock: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU SON OF A BITCH
Moof: hehehe AROOO AROOOOO
Livestock: WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T TOM "IDIOTFACE" DAVIES
Moof: hehe fetch
Moof: *throws a stick*
Moof: what are you going to eat for dinner A BONE??
Livestock: my fist is kind of nervous
Livestock: it has a date with your face
Livestock: and wants to make a good impression
Moof: hehehe that is pretty good
Livestock: thank you
Livestock: it is a dog boruff original " and (C) 2007
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to eliminate the plague that is humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.