You should join our forums. Your post will get gassed for having a slightly biased stance towards strawberry jelly.

Sorry my score is a hundred zillion you lose buckeroo.

laffo

Yeah you'll be back in two weeks.

I think if you let the internet name your kids they should be taken away from you.

You're awesome. You own a game system.

I'm going to lock your face!!!!

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