"All right everybody, we're gonna stick with the gas for a little while longer because Brandon really likes it."

"rekha c" is probably trying to squeeze into some old jeans.

"Jon.D" has an American flag flying on his truck that's the size of a mattress.

Damn, why you frontin', bro?

You know how in movies and TV shows there'd always be the dumb kid in class who was reading a comic book inside his textbook so it looked like he was doing work? I didn't think that ever really happened until now.

There's about a thousand posts like this but I liked this one because of his hat.

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