Wooooooo! Art Bell said I could be his science officer!

Hey "Decius Duef", in a world that is in chaos politically, socially and environmentally, how can the human race survive the next hundred years?


Cough syrup is the dork drug of choice because it's the only one you can trick your mother into buying for you.

How on Earth could anyone try to act condescending towards the smartest guy there is? That's like trying to out-Fonz Henry Winkler, you just don't do it.

That's it, we're fucking doomed.

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