OH FUCKIN' SNAP
Sometimes when two great minds come together they find themselves unable to agree on anything. In this case we're talking about Dr. Stephen Hawking and "bitch_man_30".
Larry here is the only person on this whole website worth his salt.
Nice work "l_e_m_m_y2000", not only does your answer have nothing to do with anything, but Stephen Hawking is also going to think you're a total faggot nerd.
"cemino's" wife caught him making love to a file cabinet.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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