OH FUCKIN' SNAP

Sometimes when two great minds come together they find themselves unable to agree on anything. In this case we're talking about Dr. Stephen Hawking and "bitch_man_30".

Larry here is the only person on this whole website worth his salt.

Nice work "l_e_m_m_y2000", not only does your answer have nothing to do with anything, but Stephen Hawking is also going to think you're a total faggot nerd.

Reading.

"cemino's" wife caught him making love to a file cabinet.

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