You can rest easy tonight knowing that tucked away in some remote corner of your brain will forever be this post explaining some enormous Florida woman's disgusting sexual encounter.
Awww, that thread is like the puppy nobody wants to adopt.
Good morning, Mister! How are you today? I hope you're doing well!
Oh lordy me that is so completely unnecessary.
Tube top, accretion disk, these are just words.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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