You can rest easy tonight knowing that tucked away in some remote corner of your brain will forever be this post explaining some enormous Florida woman's disgusting sexual encounter.
Awww, that thread is like the puppy nobody wants to adopt.
Good morning, Mister! How are you today? I hope you're doing well!
Oh lordy me that is so completely unnecessary.
Tube top, accretion disk, these are just words.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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