You can rest easy tonight knowing that tucked away in some remote corner of your brain will forever be this post explaining some enormous Florida woman's disgusting sexual encounter.
Awww, that thread is like the puppy nobody wants to adopt.
Good morning, Mister! How are you today? I hope you're doing well!
Oh lordy me that is so completely unnecessary.
Tube top, accretion disk, these are just words.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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