Last April 20, the date on which each year philosophers share their revelations about reality and their sometimes scary visions of the future, SA's resident oracle Everdraed revealed the role KFC would play in the impending fast-food apocalypse. The Goons doubled down on that prophecy and now they're a real muckraking menace to McDonald's, though Hamburglar is still the biggest villain.
Welcome to the new age
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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