Last April 20, the date on which each year philosophers share their revelations about reality and their sometimes scary visions of the future, SA's resident oracle Everdraed revealed the role KFC would play in the impending fast-food apocalypse. The Goons doubled down on that prophecy and now they're a real muckraking menace to McDonald's, though Hamburglar is still the biggest villain.
Welcome to the new age
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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