Last April 20, the date on which each year philosophers share their revelations about reality and their sometimes scary visions of the future, SA's resident oracle Everdraed revealed the role KFC would play in the impending fast-food apocalypse. The Goons doubled down on that prophecy and now they're a real muckraking menace to McDonald's, though Hamburglar is still the biggest villain.
Welcome to the new age
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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