Last April 20, the date on which each year philosophers share their revelations about reality and their sometimes scary visions of the future, SA's resident oracle Everdraed revealed the role KFC would play in the impending fast-food apocalypse. The Goons doubled down on that prophecy and now they're a real muckraking menace to McDonald's, though Hamburglar is still the biggest villain.
Welcome to the new age
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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