Stereotypes are usually true. It's like when they say black guys drive a car like this, and white guys drive a car like this. Prove me wrong folks! Prove me wrong!
Home base is when you take your girlfriend to the abortion clinic and you get your picture put up on some pro-life web page.
Well the way they update historical documents like the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence is they stamp VOID VOID VOID all over them and then piss on the parchment.
I'd be able to help you but I don't want to.
My parents did the same thing with my college fund.
The Chinese just got served by "bison24".
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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