Stereotypes are usually true. It's like when they say black guys drive a car like this, and white guys drive a car like this. Prove me wrong folks! Prove me wrong!
Home base is when you take your girlfriend to the abortion clinic and you get your picture put up on some pro-life web page.
Well the way they update historical documents like the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence is they stamp VOID VOID VOID all over them and then piss on the parchment.
I'd be able to help you but I don't want to.
My parents did the same thing with my college fund.
The Chinese just got served by "bison24".
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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