The thrilling conclusion!

Thanks to my forum buds jackelope, Buck Swope, Jacques LeVert, TheSniperZERO, Monkeypoop, Farseer 14, wheat squid, GRAINS, detloc, Bleep and elpintogrande.

If you know of a rotten forum that could be featured here, or if you want to invite me over to discuss the fight story in a romantic setting, please email me!

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

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