Yeah, you're only 8 months late there, grandpa.
Trouble's a-brewin' at the old mill.
If anyone can make sense of this please email me right away.
Let's have a couple Zimas and talk about it.
This must be what it feels like to be a mall Santa and have a poor kid come up to talk about all the toys you know he'll never see.
Oh I love the pimpin'craig podcast.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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