Yeah, you're only 8 months late there, grandpa.

Trouble's a-brewin' at the old mill.

If anyone can make sense of this please email me right away.

Let's have a couple Zimas and talk about it.

This must be what it feels like to be a mall Santa and have a poor kid come up to talk about all the toys you know he'll never see.

Oh I love the pimpin'craig podcast.

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