So was Walt Disney and everybody loves him. Well, I guess the people who were blacklisted from Hollywood by him don't think very much of him. I'm still amazed how long some people can hold a grudge!

I support deporting all illegal immigrants... who support Ron Paul. The rest of you can stay.

Yeah but he'll be dead soon so it all works out in the end.

Hilary/Scrambled Eggs in '08!

Ah yes, the bucket theory, the Achilles' heel of evolution supporters.

Yes, it takes a man to keep the Middle East peaceful and stable. A woman would just go in there and fuck up all the hard work men have done making Middle Eastern countries the happiest places on Earth.

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