Huh?


I don't know what this kid is talking about but I can't get enough of his posts.


EUREKA, I HAVE FOUND IT, a bad post that is.


It's a good thing that everybody who supports Ron Paul is legally barred from voting, whether it's because they are below the voting age or a convicted felon.


I've read the constitution. It was okay but it could use a few more car chases.


The more things change the more they stay the same.


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