God damn you blacks can certainly hold a grudge can't you?!
World War II was a time when wars were for gentlemen. Oh how I wish we could start a war like that again. Those were the days...
If we abolished the electoral college Ron Paul might get elected.
Hey Hilary, some anonymous jerkoff on the Internet who normally doesn't care much for women believes you can hold your own. Great job, senator!
I'm going to buy a Kenyan village with my inheritance.
Godfrey William Von Prutz? More like Godfrey William Von PUTZ!
Special thanks to lirenth, Implants, big duck equals goose, ryborg, The Aristeia, Oldbill, MORE CURLY FRIES, Jip_Bip_Jo, Huggable Bear King, Drunken Lullabies, hucknbid, and Roland Tower.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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