God damn you blacks can certainly hold a grudge can't you?!
World War II was a time when wars were for gentlemen. Oh how I wish we could start a war like that again. Those were the days...
If we abolished the electoral college Ron Paul might get elected.
Hey Hilary, some anonymous jerkoff on the Internet who normally doesn't care much for women believes you can hold your own. Great job, senator!
I'm going to buy a Kenyan village with my inheritance.
Godfrey William Von Prutz? More like Godfrey William Von PUTZ!
Special thanks to lirenth, Implants, big duck equals goose, ryborg, The Aristeia, Oldbill, MORE CURLY FRIES, Jip_Bip_Jo, Huggable Bear King, Drunken Lullabies, hucknbid, and Roland Tower.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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