After doing a Google Image search for "Christine Smith" with safe search disabled, I'm sure as hell ready to vote for her. Your grandmother is right. She can rule my world anyday.

He's got you there, Christopher.

I hate to be a buzzkill but the smoke isn't good for you. Well, it isn't. That's why I like to mix it into my shake and bake.

You can't pay hookers in gold.

When I was a kid they had a panning for gold thing at a local amusement park and I still have some of it. I feel much better knowing I am going to be apart of the gold Facebook elite.

The only inflation I see here is on your posts. Bam.

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