After doing a Google Image search for "Christine Smith" with safe search disabled, I'm sure as hell ready to vote for her. Your grandmother is right. She can rule my world anyday.
He's got you there, Christopher.
I hate to be a buzzkill but the smoke isn't good for you. Well, it isn't. That's why I like to mix it into my shake and bake.
You can't pay hookers in gold.
When I was a kid they had a panning for gold thing at a local amusement park and I still have some of it. I feel much better knowing I am going to be apart of the gold Facebook elite.
The only inflation I see here is on your posts. Bam.
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
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