The scientific debate on whether or not Pluto should be called a planet turns ugly.
Pass the cough syrup, we're having a party!
No they have dicks, sorry man.
This is still better than calling Geek Squad.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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