I hope "power abuse" means sticking a fork in an outlet.
I just tried imagining what Cute Missy looks like and it was seriously gross.
While you're at it, learn to use deodorant.
YES PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.
I don't know, maybe outside somewhere.
I think the Superfriends started just like this, back when Lex Luthor sold Superman's car.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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