I hope "power abuse" means sticking a fork in an outlet.

I just tried imagining what Cute Missy looks like and it was seriously gross.

While you're at it, learn to use deodorant.

YES PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.

I don't know, maybe outside somewhere.

I think the Superfriends started just like this, back when Lex Luthor sold Superman's car.

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