I hope "power abuse" means sticking a fork in an outlet.
I just tried imagining what Cute Missy looks like and it was seriously gross.
While you're at it, learn to use deodorant.
YES PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.
I don't know, maybe outside somewhere.
I think the Superfriends started just like this, back when Lex Luthor sold Superman's car.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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