Who gives a shit what browser anyone else uses? Pinheads, that's who. But don't take MY word for it!
My grandma says the Internet is a $2000 TV with a keyboard attached that only gets porno stations.
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Sorry, this slogan is already being used by about 300 different comic book stores.
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Some nerd bag with strong feelings about computer software wears the same shirt every day? Wait here while I call the action news chopper.
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