The world's largest auction site is unsurprisingly also home to some of the most inept people on the planet.
YOU INSANE SON OF A BITCH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
Yeah, but she never accounts for wind speed or bullet drop.
Are you suggesting that someone on the Internet called little-ol-me might be morbidly obese?!
eBay is the center of flirting expertise.
They must have upped sucker production to every 30 seconds or so.
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This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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