eBay

The world's largest auction site is unsurprisingly also home to some of the most inept people on the planet.

YOU INSANE SON OF A BITCH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

Yeah, but she never accounts for wind speed or bullet drop.

Are you suggesting that someone on the Internet called little-ol-me might be morbidly obese?!

eBay is the center of flirting expertise.

They must have upped sucker production to every 30 seconds or so.

hng yorslf fom a wndmill LOOLOLOL

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