The world's largest auction site is unsurprisingly also home to some of the most inept people on the planet.


Yeah, but she never accounts for wind speed or bullet drop.

Are you suggesting that someone on the Internet called little-ol-me might be morbidly obese?!

eBay is the center of flirting expertise.

They must have upped sucker production to every 30 seconds or so.

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