Guns aren't just tools, they're the BEST tools. Try taking a deer down at 100 yards with a wrench.
Stop trying to be Bizarro MacGyver.
That'll be the last time anyone in Pre-Algebra class messes with Maxwell-4181!
Hang on guys, I'll ask the Internet!
That sure is gay. Don't you think it's gay that the gay computers don't gayly let gay traffic through their gay networks? Gay.
He'll change his tune as soon as he sees how big those TV-PG symbols have gotten lately.
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