Guns aren't just tools, they're the BEST tools. Try taking a deer down at 100 yards with a wrench.
Stop trying to be Bizarro MacGyver.
That'll be the last time anyone in Pre-Algebra class messes with Maxwell-4181!
Hang on guys, I'll ask the Internet!
That sure is gay. Don't you think it's gay that the gay computers don't gayly let gay traffic through their gay networks? Gay.
He'll change his tune as soon as he sees how big those TV-PG symbols have gotten lately.
This Week on Something Awful...
The New Ships Available for Star Citizen
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
How The Olive Garden Hopes To Outdo Amazon's Drones
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Chuck Asay Cartoon Contest!
It used to be Chuck Asay who made wacko cartoons that chill you to the bone. Now it's the SA Goons!
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty; Out of the Furnace; The Book Thief
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan
Dan Haggerty and Joe Estevez get grizzly all up in Paul Bunyan's bizzly!
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