"I guess what I want is like, a really fat, scary mannequin, with like, 2 long salmon fillets covering its horrible genitals and breasts."
Good thing nobody else in the history of the world has ever had a tattoo like it.
The accounts payable supervisor is going to totally freak when he sees this!
The winged, starving Shirley Temple represents... trucks? Hell, I don't know.
I never would have thought of getting a coughing wolf. Nice.
You're damn right I laugh.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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