"I guess what I want is like, a really fat, scary mannequin, with like, 2 long salmon fillets covering its horrible genitals and breasts."
Good thing nobody else in the history of the world has ever had a tattoo like it.
The accounts payable supervisor is going to totally freak when he sees this!
The winged, starving Shirley Temple represents... trucks? Hell, I don't know.
I never would have thought of getting a coughing wolf. Nice.
You're damn right I laugh.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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