"I guess what I want is like, a really fat, scary mannequin, with like, 2 long salmon fillets covering its horrible genitals and breasts."
Good thing nobody else in the history of the world has ever had a tattoo like it.
The accounts payable supervisor is going to totally freak when he sees this!
The winged, starving Shirley Temple represents... trucks? Hell, I don't know.
I never would have thought of getting a coughing wolf. Nice.
You're damn right I laugh.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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