"I guess what I want is like, a really fat, scary mannequin, with like, 2 long salmon fillets covering its horrible genitals and breasts."
Good thing nobody else in the history of the world has ever had a tattoo like it.
The accounts payable supervisor is going to totally freak when he sees this!
The winged, starving Shirley Temple represents... trucks? Hell, I don't know.
I never would have thought of getting a coughing wolf. Nice.
You're damn right I laugh.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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