"Check it out you guys, this tattoo makes it look like I'm wearing Grandma's church clothes ALL THE TIME!"

It's your unlucky day!

Way to pierce a fetus.

Thing and Lurch act silly for the camera.

Hahaha, wow. You're 2nd grade education betrayed you.

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