Anybody can admire a fine vagina.
"Do you want to know more?" -Starship Troopers
"Oh my. Well that's one thing he didn't inherit from his father."
No wonder I always see crap on the floor in public restrooms. It's this guy!
Cumming on a girl's face without permission is almost as bad as music piracy. Almost.
That day I became a new man. I felt alive for the first time as my balls dangled in all their glory.
You ask how his day went and he responds, "Fine." Or, you ask what he's up to and he says, "Nothing."
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
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