Anybody can admire a fine vagina.


"Do you want to know more?" -Starship Troopers


"Oh my. Well that's one thing he didn't inherit from his father."


No wonder I always see crap on the floor in public restrooms. It's this guy!


Cumming on a girl's face without permission is almost as bad as music piracy. Almost.


That day I became a new man. I felt alive for the first time as my balls dangled in all their glory.


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