Anybody can admire a fine vagina.
"Do you want to know more?" -Starship Troopers
"Oh my. Well that's one thing he didn't inherit from his father."
No wonder I always see crap on the floor in public restrooms. It's this guy!
Cumming on a girl's face without permission is almost as bad as music piracy. Almost.
That day I became a new man. I felt alive for the first time as my balls dangled in all their glory.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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