Hey, no off-topic posting!


All we are is dust in the wind...


Jackie the Joke Man?!


She's supposed to be a dried up old cunt at the end of the marriage, not the start.


This story even has pictures.


A dickflasher stalking his prey. Ugh, it's like some kind of screwed up Discovery Channel Show.


A guy named "Wip It Out" who enjoys posting about flashing his penis to unsuspecting women is judging someone else.


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