I hate people who become uneasy at being flashed by a stranger's wang. I WISH THEY WOULD JUST DIE ALREADY!!!

This is the most surreal thing I've ever read on a fetish forum. I just don't know what to think.

What's with these novel length posts on dick flashing? It's like if the Great Gatsby whipped out his cock at every one of those stupid parties he held.

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

It's nice to see a mother and son get along so well.

Another plus for glorious Nippon.

Well that's certainly a happy ending.

Listen guys, having a woman see your thing is cool and all but this has got to stop. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but you have to ask permission first! A little kindness goes a long way.

Special thanks to Colbert, ryborg, paulie walnuts, PissFilledCumBubble, Jay Milo, Antagonist, Shasta Orange Soda, ShogunPanda, Jay Milo, and in popular culture. Flash on, boys. Flash on.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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