This was on Oprah and they arrested him for stealing a camera. Don't worry, sneaking into a woman's home and jerking off her panties is still good and legal, as long as you don't steal anything!

What a liar. None of these guys have the balls to really cum on a girl. They don't even try! Losers.

Yes, this is completely believable. I can't even jerk off to this fake stuff!

The Never Ending Dickflashing Story

Privacy rights is a serious issue.

Uh, Christian Dick Flash forum? Huh?

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