This was on Oprah and they arrested him for stealing a camera. Don't worry, sneaking into a woman's home and jerking off her panties is still good and legal, as long as you don't steal anything!
What a liar. None of these guys have the balls to really cum on a girl. They don't even try! Losers.
Yes, this is completely believable. I can't even jerk off to this fake stuff!
The Never Ending Dickflashing Story
Privacy rights is a serious issue.
Uh, Christian Dick Flash forum? Huh?
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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