This was on Oprah and they arrested him for stealing a camera. Don't worry, sneaking into a woman's home and jerking off her panties is still good and legal, as long as you don't steal anything!
What a liar. None of these guys have the balls to really cum on a girl. They don't even try! Losers.
Yes, this is completely believable. I can't even jerk off to this fake stuff!
The Never Ending Dickflashing Story
Privacy rights is a serious issue.
Uh, Christian Dick Flash forum? Huh?
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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