This was on Oprah and they arrested him for stealing a camera. Don't worry, sneaking into a woman's home and jerking off her panties is still good and legal, as long as you don't steal anything!
What a liar. None of these guys have the balls to really cum on a girl. They don't even try! Losers.
Yes, this is completely believable. I can't even jerk off to this fake stuff!
The Never Ending Dickflashing Story
Privacy rights is a serious issue.
Uh, Christian Dick Flash forum? Huh?
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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