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The person's finger might break off in your vagina! Be careful!
You have some nerve to go, "HELL EVERYONE" and then bless us. Have you no shame?
Haha you see, I thought they were talking about winter. I didn't expect summer though! Haha!
WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE PROTESTS?! I would have printed this post on a sign and waved it in the face of all those liberal communists!
HAHA FRENCH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS. HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.
All gay people should be required to register as a sex offender in every state. There are children around! They don't need to be seeing that.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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