What does this thread mean exactly?

The person's finger might break off in your vagina! Be careful!

You have some nerve to go, "HELL EVERYONE" and then bless us. Have you no shame?

You smell.

Haha you see, I thought they were talking about winter. I didn't expect summer though! Haha!

WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE PROTESTS?! I would have printed this post on a sign and waved it in the face of all those liberal communists!


All gay people should be required to register as a sex offender in every state. There are children around! They don't need to be seeing that.

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