Please kill me.
Haha you mean your connection is so fast that you have to type faster? That's funny!
One Duff for me, one Duff for you.
None of the above.
THIS IS THE INTERNET I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT.
Just be quiet. I hate it when women talk during sex.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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