Please kill me.
Haha you mean your connection is so fast that you have to type faster? That's funny!
One Duff for me, one Duff for you.
None of the above.
THIS IS THE INTERNET I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT.
Just be quiet. I hate it when women talk during sex.
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