I am a lesbian. Hello. I am chat.
My grandma forwarded joke to me from the grave!
I am a mutated mix of Ethel and Fred.
Grow a penis and maybe you will become able to keep spyware and adware off of your computer.
I use octopus ink to lubricate my girlfriend when we have sex.
My armpits stink.
Happy woman I cheat on my wife with day.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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