I am a lesbian. Hello. I am chat.
My grandma forwarded joke to me from the grave!
I am a mutated mix of Ethel and Fred.
Grow a penis and maybe you will become able to keep spyware and adware off of your computer.
I use octopus ink to lubricate my girlfriend when we have sex.
My armpits stink.
Happy woman I cheat on my wife with day.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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