I am a lesbian. Hello. I am chat.
My grandma forwarded joke to me from the grave!
I am a mutated mix of Ethel and Fred.
Grow a penis and maybe you will become able to keep spyware and adware off of your computer.
I use octopus ink to lubricate my girlfriend when we have sex.
My armpits stink.
Happy woman I cheat on my wife with day.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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