I am getting strangely aroused because of this story.
I only listen to 50 cent, sorry.
That's not really you.
I feel your paint... Haha wait, did I say paint? Oh hee hee I meant pain. There's one for the Weekend Web blooper reel.
Ha ha Garfield is fat.
Why are people so afraid of talking to celebrities? Talk to them. Ruin their breakfast. Spit on their wives. Treat them like you would any other person. Who gives a shit? Who the fuck are they? WHY MIA SORVINO WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS. OUR LOVE COULD BE THE GREATEST LOVE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
Haha great joke.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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