I have no clue what this guy is talking about but I'm sure it's all nonsense. Just like anything grandma says. Just smile and nod and strike him in the face with a shovel.

She probably did and is having sex with it right now as we speak.

If you can't take the heat stay out of the Sasami Kawaii flame forum. Someone might call you a poophead.

Just one of the fine posts in the flame forum.

Why me?

"Insipid" needs therapy.

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