In the criminal justice system, sometimes things get hot and steamy.

I can't believe that something like Law and Order fan fiction exists.

Hahaha these people post a picture of Alison Hannigan and then copy and paste some dumb song under it. Hahaha.

Anybody who has a battery operated keyboard is a fucking moron. There I said it.

Gandolf beats off Golem and falls into Mount Fatass.

You've got to be kidding me.

I hate these people.

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