Well you see, "mr.tomisback", the only way your penis will grow is if you do tell your parents. They're the only ones who can help you.
This went on for ten pages. No joke.
Plagerism?!?! On TV?!?!?!?! NO!!!
Well I hope you murdered him.
Someone just now caught on to the joke.
I love CRACK. I'm just koo koo for CRACK.
I'm also koo koo for CANADA.
Ok that's it. Now get off my lawn.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends Robert Patrick, Flaming Arrow, Jota, Ott, dephile, k_killmore, waful, Zaranith, dings, JohnnyDildo, keenmachine, Sharpened Spoon, Tazzo, and rubber cat for contributing to this report.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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