If writing something is normally like dancing a beautiful waltz in a beautiful ballroom, these posts are like when a crazy guy flips out and starts jumping around in front of a gas station.
"frankguzz" is made of rainbows and sunshine.
Oh, good. I always thought that game would be better if you rescued the princess to find her sitting in a recliner, pregnant, and chain smoking.
Don't bother, world 8-3 STILL FUCKIN' SUCKS.
Yeah really, guys. Let's lighten it up in here.
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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