If writing something is normally like dancing a beautiful waltz in a beautiful ballroom, these posts are like when a crazy guy flips out and starts jumping around in front of a gas station.
"frankguzz" is made of rainbows and sunshine.
Oh, good. I always thought that game would be better if you rescued the princess to find her sitting in a recliner, pregnant, and chain smoking.
Don't bother, world 8-3 STILL FUCKIN' SUCKS.
Yeah really, guys. Let's lighten it up in here.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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