If writing something is normally like dancing a beautiful waltz in a beautiful ballroom, these posts are like when a crazy guy flips out and starts jumping around in front of a gas station.
"frankguzz" is made of rainbows and sunshine.
Oh, good. I always thought that game would be better if you rescued the princess to find her sitting in a recliner, pregnant, and chain smoking.
Don't bother, world 8-3 STILL FUCKIN' SUCKS.
Yeah really, guys. Let's lighten it up in here.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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