If this guy is not lying he probably has a really tough time of it on the can.

Not YET anyway!

Please, nobody tell "FJEI#3HEID" about the existence of anime. He sounds cool and I'd like him to stay that way.

"dark hujo" has a first class train ticket to failure.

"If only these swords weren't merely display pieces..."

There's a lot more of this sentiment coming right up after this guy finishes freaking out!

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