"Confederate Brother" must be dissatisfied with his day job or something, because damn.

Oh, I was never good at riddles.

I wonder what part of this all-star post "ReverendBing" came back and edited over 2 weeks later. Probably that Warcrap jab, that one's a killer.

"Confederate Brother" is not trying to be an asshole for once in his miserable life.

This might be the first time anyone capable of using a computer has cared about Toby Keith.

Someone should ghostride their whip right over "lou_cipher's" fat head.

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