Loose change really opened my eyes.

Now this is the post of a genius.

I know I could thrive in a situation where I had to live in a place called Africville and the government paved over my home. Damn savages.

He's just cranky because mom took away his Xbox.

These guys are right about one thing, no normal person can understand what the hell they are talking about.


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