Was education a waste of your time? Are you smarter than your teacher? Do you stop playing World of WarCraft long enough to post long-winded philosophical mumbo-jumbo on the Internet? If yes, I've found your new home, the Genius Forum.

Blow me up, Tom!

Einstein was a stupid fuck!

My name is MonsterCock. I am a genius. I love Asians.

Great idea. Let's implement this immediately. Thank you Internet genius.

It doesn't take a genius to know the Jews did 9/11! Everyone knows that!

You'll find the truth about the holocaust and 9/11 where the sidewalk ends.

Are you some faggot who posts on the Internet? If you answered yes then you are a genius.

I love to get crunk and post about bein' a genius hells yeah!

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