Was education a waste of your time? Are you smarter than your teacher? Do you stop playing World of WarCraft long enough to post long-winded philosophical mumbo-jumbo on the Internet? If yes, I've found your new home, the Genius Forum.
Blow me up, Tom!
Einstein was a stupid fuck!
My name is MonsterCock. I am a genius. I love Asians.
Great idea. Let's implement this immediately. Thank you Internet genius.
It doesn't take a genius to know the Jews did 9/11! Everyone knows that!
You'll find the truth about the holocaust and 9/11 where the sidewalk ends.
Are you some faggot who posts on the Internet? If you answered yes then you are a genius.
I love to get crunk and post about bein' a genius hells yeah!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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