The average age of a genius is 14.

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The ability to give someone douche chills with a single post is what makes you a genius.

I guess it takes a genius to make sex sound dull.

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He probably got this idea from some anime.

The guy who got his forum name from The Matrix disapproves of your post.

Hellllooooo Tom!

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