The average age of a genius is 14.


I bet all these guys jerk off to dickgirl hentai.


The ability to give someone douche chills with a single post is what makes you a genius.


I guess it takes a genius to make sex sound dull.


JEW SALE! THESE JEWS JUST HAVE TO GO! LOW LOW PRICES ON ALL JEWS! Nobody? Crap. Well, we tried. Into the fire they go.


He probably got this idea from some anime.


The guy who got his forum name from The Matrix disapproves of your post.


Hellllooooo Tom!


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