I'm not a genius so I can't read that sorry.


This is all a result of getting beat up in high school.


Baby's first philosophical question.


This is all just a roundabout way of saying "niggers".


Mind-boggling? More like mind-bloggering!


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– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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