I'm not a genius so I can't read that sorry.
This is all a result of getting beat up in high school.
Baby's first philosophical question.
This is all just a roundabout way of saying "niggers".
Mind-boggling? More like mind-bloggering!
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Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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