I'll fit in your face into the wall.

Bolt.com also has these things called clubs which are exactly the same as the message boards except they're called clubs.


Sorry but I cannot feel for anybody who contracts AIDS over the age of 12. By this time you have been educated enough to know the dangers of casual sex and the steps required to minimize the risk of catching the disease. If you take those precautions and get it anyway, so what? You knew the risks and took them regardless. Tough fucking luck.

Racist is bad.

What the hell is "memerence"?

"ron_wacawski" is on a crusade.

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