If you love listening to teenagers complain about their awful lives then The Teen Race is the MySpace group for you. From cutting to not being able to make friends, teenagers have got it hard.

It's one sob story after another.

You don't need a lot of friends to be happy. It's just you and me against the world, Tom.

RadioFace's mom is Weeds!!! Woahh!!!

Chick-fil-A is awful. Giving that up is like giving up getting stabbed in the neck constantly.

Sitting in jail for 50 years when you are innocent is much better.

For me emu style is culture.

And the Internet helped make it happen.

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