When you die you get to read Penny Arcade all day.
I have yet to meet a real emu
If you're going to stalk somebody at least make it Jodie Foster.
I would cut myself if chocolate came out.
I loved watching those anorexia movies in 7th grade health class. It's literally all we did and I would jerk off thinking about that one actress who is in all the after school specials.
This is why you have to be 18 or older to vote.
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happy valentine day if thas cool k?
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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