When you die you get to read Penny Arcade all day.

I have yet to meet a real emu

If you're going to stalk somebody at least make it Jodie Foster.

I would cut myself if chocolate came out.

I loved watching those anorexia movies in 7th grade health class. It's literally all we did and I would jerk off thinking about that one actress who is in all the after school specials.

This is why you have to be 18 or older to vote.

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