I guess you're a minority then. You now qualify for financial aid for college.

"wiped it on my pants and the fence behind me"? Where the hell were they? Was he jerking himself off while fingering some slut in a field or something?

I love this guy's sig. I'm an Atheist. God doesn't exist. Happy holidays!

Civics class gets me so wet...

This is a problem that many young people have had over the course of modern history but now that they can describe it on the Internet it's really disturbing.

Yeah, 5'9". That's a midget!

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