I guess you're a minority then. You now qualify for financial aid for college.
"wiped it on my pants and the fence behind me"? Where the hell were they? Was he jerking himself off while fingering some slut in a field or something?
I love this guy's sig. I'm an Atheist. God doesn't exist. Happy holidays!
Civics class gets me so wet...
This is a problem that many young people have had over the course of modern history but now that they can describe it on the Internet it's really disturbing.
Yeah, 5'9". That's a midget!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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