I guess you're a minority then. You now qualify for financial aid for college.
"wiped it on my pants and the fence behind me"? Where the hell were they? Was he jerking himself off while fingering some slut in a field or something?
I love this guy's sig. I'm an Atheist. God doesn't exist. Happy holidays!
Civics class gets me so wet...
This is a problem that many young people have had over the course of modern history but now that they can describe it on the Internet it's really disturbing.
Yeah, 5'9". That's a midget!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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