I enjoy a good sneeze, but it doesn't give me a boner.
"Sneeze fic writers"? I'm disturbed that such a thing exists.
Wait, wait, such a web site exists?
Oh my God it does.
He had a cold and I just about creamed my trousers... uhnnnn.
It just keeps getting worse and worse. Sneezing I could live with, but mucous?
Cough fetishes are way hotter than sneeze fetishes. Ugh, sneeze fetish. That's just gross. *cough*
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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