I enjoy a good sneeze, but it doesn't give me a boner.

"Sneeze fic writers"? I'm disturbed that such a thing exists.


Wait, wait, such a web site exists?


Oh my God it does.


He had a cold and I just about creamed my trousers... uhnnnn.


It just keeps getting worse and worse. Sneezing I could live with, but mucous?


Cough fetishes are way hotter than sneeze fetishes. Ugh, sneeze fetish. That's just gross. *cough*

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