Hey this forum is for serious questions only!
You'll remember where you were when the world ended.
The folks at GovTeen are always ready and willing to lend a helping hand.
In 2012 the actual book will grow arms and legs and teeth and grow to 200 feet tall and destroy the world.
I NEVER GOT TO DATE ANYONE IN HIGH SCHOOL FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU *sobs*
Sorry, your benefits have been cut. Recession and all.
Don't tell her you're sexually active whatever you do! Don't tell your doctor anything that may help them diagnose you more accurately! Remember, when you're at the doctor's office, lie, lie, lie.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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