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You'll remember where you were when the world ended.
The folks at GovTeen are always ready and willing to lend a helping hand.
In 2012 the actual book will grow arms and legs and teeth and grow to 200 feet tall and destroy the world.
I NEVER GOT TO DATE ANYONE IN HIGH SCHOOL FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU *sobs*
Sorry, your benefits have been cut. Recession and all.
Don't tell her you're sexually active whatever you do! Don't tell your doctor anything that may help them diagnose you more accurately! Remember, when you're at the doctor's office, lie, lie, lie.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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